That’s right folks…Bacon. I have been scouring the internet for some of the strangest stuff I could find but I kept coming across all this crap people are using bacon for. I got the great idea that I should post probably the most bizarre grouping of pictures I have ever compiled. I apologize in advance to your arteries. Enjoy!
Seeing how I haven’t posted anything in a long time, I figured I would put something up that is a little well…motivational. Here take a look at the following pictures. I hope they make your day go a little smoother. Think of this as a little gift from me to you. Enjoy.
I want to apologize first off for not making a post in what feels like forever on here, and I guess secondly for putting all the pressure making new postings on this site to Faustus. That poor Pirate bastard has had his hands full between pillaging, looting, and of course coming up with interesting posts for here. Now on to what is happening with me.
I am a medical enigma to begin with. If it is rare and non-life threatening then I have probably had it as a kid. Yep I was the first kid in my elementary school to have Bronchial Asthma. I missed an average of 70-80 days of school a year due to illness and hospital stays. Now I am not looking for sympathy just laying out the back story to all the wonderful information I received today.
About 3 weeks ago I started to get this really weird rash all over my body except for my face. Now of all the things I used to get, rashes and hives were not one of them. I waited a week to go to the doctors about hoping it would go away but the damn thing never did. When the doctor saw it, it kinda freaked him out due to the fact he had never seen anything like it. Just my luck. SO to speed the story along, 5 vials of blood, 9 pages of blood test results, 1 threat of scarlet fever, 1 referral to a dermatologist, and 2 skin biopsies later, they told me I have this rare condition called PLEVA. Yes it is an acronym but the real name is too long to type. If you want to read about it go HERE. To sum it up, I look like I am a plague carrier that hobbles along due to the fact my feet are swollen and my whole body (minus my face) is covered in red spots. I love this excerpt from Wiki:
There is no known cause of this disease…It is not contagious and currently there is no cure for the disease.
I was told that this medicine they gave me should make the spots go away. OH well, that’s the reason I have not been posting, just thought you nice people reading this would care to know that I am now part leopard….strange huh?!
So every now and again we post something that really lacks words and is nothing but visual candy. (Like from the back of Ted’s van) This is one of those times that you will be saved from my wit… seriously.
Below you will find a gallery of PC case mods that were made by people who have either far to much talent, far to much free time, or both, which makes them a hazard to society in some way, shape or form.
WMD PC Mod
And my rage is only fueled more by the fact that no one built mine for me. Well you know what? My modded PC case will always be better because I did it myself. I poured my blood (paper cuts and x-acto knives), sweat (I can’t afford AC), and tears (see “blood”) into my case mod and its mine and I’m proud of it.
Everything here is custom fit
I drew the skull and cross bones myself. My designer picked out the color scheme
Contact me for custom orders. Case mods start at $199
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By this point, we are all well aware that piracy is alive and well out there in some magical land called Somalia and really, by now, most of us don’t care anymore. But, every once in a while, a bit of news surfaces that just makes you wonder how stupid people can really be.
Let’s have a quick chat about history shall we? (and if you put your head down on your desk I will do what my teacher used to do me when we slept in class. That’s right… poop in your backpack… remove your skull from your face and lock it away until you notice… cover you in honey and toss you in the zombie pen)
One of the most well known cases where a smaller ship took a much larger ship was in 1717 when Blackbeard took this:
YAR!!!
The Concorde, was a French war flagship weighing in at over 300 tonnes and carrying over 20 cannons and it was taken by this:
...yar... but with balls of steel
A sloop similar to this known as the Adventure Sloop, a much smaller ship with far less weaponry.
As historic as this was, it is a task that isn’t as easy these days, what with the invention of automatic weapons, things that make bigger booms than the 1700’s thought were possible and them new-fangled floatin’ metal ships.
So, recently, a pair of Somalian pirate “vessels” opened fire on a cargo ship last week, 250 miles off the coast of Somalia.
Fishing with assault rifles?
However, the cargo ship turned out to be the French Navy vessel, La Somme, a 3800 tonne refueling ship. (I wonder what the sound of an entire boat full of men pooping themselves simultaneously sounds like?)
Just a cargo ship...
One skiff fled while the naval ship gave chase on the second. When they were caught, there were no weapons, ammo, food or drink on board as it at all been cast overboard during the chase… just lots and lots of dirty pants.
So what did we learn today kids? If you are in a row boat armed with a couple of assault rifles, do not try to take over a ship that is 15 times your size, armed with the navy who have lots and lots of guns.
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