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volcano, watch There are lots of companies out there that make beautiful watches, such as this Romain Jerome Volcano Watch.  The problem with them is that no matter how expensive they are, how exclusive they are are, or how Swiss they are, they all function pretty much the same way. They also fundamentally look the same, minute hand, hour hand, or digital.

They were made this way for a reason…so that no matter where you are, you can look at a clock or watch and know what time it is. This is true for just about everywhere…except Japan.

That’s right, the country with some of the weirdest sh*t, makes these awesome art pieces that double as every geeks fantasy.  There is a company named TokyoFlash that creates such pieces.  They range from the mild, like the Nekura line that look pretty much like regular watches, to the extreme such as the Kisai line that includes “Changing Lanes“, which is a watch that you need to follow the lines that cross over each other.

Kisai changing lanes

I wanted one of these watches for years but couldn’t bring myself to cut into my food budget to actually get one.   I checked the sites weekly to see what the newest insanity was that they were going to create next.  Well it is Father’s Day weekend here in the US and my wonderful wife, who has been going through her own medical issues and recovery, bought me a TokyoFlash watch!  The R75 to be exact, tells time in binary along with it’s own twisted “normal” time.  Plus, it is black with blue LEDs which adds a cool and sophisticated touch to give the TAG Heuer, Rolex, and Citizen watches a run for their money.

So, if your significant other is an Uber-Geek and you have no idea what to buy them, check out something that will stimulate them visually as well as mentally. I mean, who doesn’t want to take 5 minutes to figure out what time it is – especially during those long a$$ boring meetings?

*Disclaimer: No real pumpkins were harmed in the making of this random mush episode. Fried for your entertainment and baked into pumpkiny Halloween goodness…

WebSpinstress
New England pumpkins and apples…great for more than feeding and decorating. Nature’s natural weapons. lol

Faustus
I should run my self defense class using pumpkins

WebSpinstress
Hehehe…when your students can “hi-ya” the pumpkin and carve out a Jack-o-lantern with their bare hands, that’s when they will be considered masters. LMAO

Faustus
Screw carving it with power tools… I carve my pumpkin with Chi and pure violence.

WebSpinstress
Look…the spider web….chop..kachink…plunk… :-)

Faustus
And with only 1 casualty! …someone call an ambulance so we can get Billy’s spleen back inside him

WebSpinstress
Not bad, not bad…no fatalities for the day today. Tomorrow we shall master the throwing up pumpkin technique.

Faustus
hwarf

WebSpinstress
No…not after you eat it. Only fingers allowed this time. You have to jam them straight through the rind and rip out the innards with no hand chopping. Finger strengthening. lol
You should SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO make a youtube video on the art of mastering the pumpkin technique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faustus
“how to defend yourself against gords and pumpkins”

WebSpinstress
Yes and then how to defend yourself using them. lol

Faustus
*raises the pumpkin high above me and smashes it straight down onto your head
HUMAN JACK O LANTERN
render your attacker blind!
and let the hilarity ensue
now light it on fire!

WebSpinstress
LMAO!
*spitting seeds into your forehead….
Watch your eyeballs…

Faustus
AH! *throws lit tea lights into the pumpkin setting your head ablaze

WebSpinstress
*Pulls flaming lid off the top and whips it at your head…
Hold on….loading up a pie crust with boiling pumpkin mush.
ok…continue.
mmmmmmm

Faustus
*drops like a sack of potatos from the flaming pumpkin
*shakes off the burning bits and runs to get my carving tools

WebSpinstress
Ahhhhhhh

Faustus
*runs back out with a rather large kitchen knife and a serrated chunk of metal
Hi!
*throws the kitchen knife at you, sticking it to your sternum

WebSpinstress
*catching falling flaming pumpkin chunks, rolls them into a firey ball….sprinkling with pumpkin spice….bakes them into muffins….
Loads them into cannon….
Haha!

Faustus
…all with a knife stuck in your chest
….oh crap.

WebSpinstress
Yep ;-)

Faustus
…that knife is really nice tho

WebSpinstress
*Grabs a spoon and mixes head full of boiling pumpkin guts….
Watch out – it’s hot! Pumpkin soup
*Flings a burning spoonful in your direction

Faustus
*attempts to dodge… only taking 2nd degree burns on my arm
HOLY FLAMING PUMPKIN NAPALM BATMAN!

WebSpinstress
* Stabbing falling flaming pumpkin chunks with an arrow
Mwahahaha
Kachink….got your leg

Faustus
*runs at you, cutting at…. falls down from the arrow
…ow.

WebSpinstress
You’re forever branded by the flaming Jack-o-lantern
That one was in the shape of a skull though, so now you match Porkschop…ironically.

Faustus
*hobbles at you with the serrated chunk steel and tackles you… pinning your arm and sawing off your hand

WebSpinstress
*Falls over one-handedly and accidentely smashes the pumpkin head into tiny embers. :-(
Oh, pooey!

Faustus
*starts carving your hand to look like a horrific hamburger helper clone
*makes it dance like a dark puppet of finger meat
nom nom nom
lol

WebSpinstress
*Kicks a pile of embers your way in hopes of revenge. But use them to crisp the fingers first! Easier for digestion…

Faustus
oooo bbq WebSpinstress fingers. *gets out some sweet & sour dipping sauce

WebSpinstress
*Shoots out spinning web then breaks out black widow teeth and chomps you in the neck…
Hehehe..backup abilities.

Faustus
*grabs you by the back of the face and throws you against the wall, clutching my neck as the venom sinks in

WebSpinstress
There. You lose. :-P
1 more point for WebSpinstress!

Faustus
*dies… and waits….
*twitches…
*ceases to breathe…
*is still…
…….
*eyes jerk open
*sits up, not breathing…
*stands up but stays crouched in a low hunting position

WebSpinstress
*raises the pumpkin high above me and smashes it straight down onto your head
ZOMBIE JACK O LANTERN

As of this moment in time, my out of shape, computer programming ass really wants to go jump off a wall.  I just watched this video and I swear it was like watching a Martial Arts movie and coming out of it saying, Yeah I can do that.  Damien Walters is the guys name and he is the most insane gymnast I have ever seen.  He does stuff I didn’t even think were humanly possible.

Source : YouTube

507 carat diamond found in South America.  Have you ever wondered why all the huge diamonds come from South America?  It’s from all the dead Zombies!  I kid you not, why else would Cortes go down there?  It sure wasn’t the Fountain of Youth Aztec gold, it was to bring back an army of the undead.  Anyways I digress, check out this pic of the Rock.

cullinan_507carat

Petra Diamonds has announced the recovery of a 507.55-carat rough white diamond from the famed Cullinan Mine in South Africa.

This spectacular gemstone was recovered on Thursday 24 September and is currently with experts for analysis.

Initial examinations indicate that the stone is of exceptional color and clarity, and is most likely a Type II diamond.

The stone is one of the top 20 largest high-quality rough diamonds ever found making it incredibly rare.

No value has been give yet for the diamond, which weighs just over 100 grams.

The Cullinan Mine has yielded some of the world’s great diamonds including the largest “gem-quality” stone ever recovered, the “Cullinan,” at 3,106 carats in the rough.

Source: LUXUO

I wanted to touch on something a little more serious today, Duke Nukem Disease.  This is an ultra rare neurological disease that makes you see and interact with the world as if you were in a first person shooter game.

I would like to take a moment of silence for Darren who died of a stroke while only being able to move like a Street Fighter character.

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